Sunday, August 06, 2006
"Here, we'll use this knife to pry the other one out." - Michael Clarke DuncanTalladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby exceeded my expectations in terms of quotability. You should go see it, and...
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Six Things I've Been Meaning to Say for, Like, Three YearsEverywhere I drive, I see "LOVE WINS" stickers on other people's cars. That is the absolute worst place for them. Love NEVER wins on the...
View ArticleWednesday, August 16, 2006
PastsickI saw Mr. Klein today at Mac Woods' Dune Rides in Silver Lake. What a wacky coincidence. I really miss him.This is a good album. I may just have to legally buy it from Meijer/Target as a...
View ArticleSaturday, August 19, 2006
Winner of the Academy Award for Best Movie Ever MadeEverytime you don't go see Snakes on a Plane, terrible things start to happen:God makes a mental note to smite you and your genitalia with all His...
View ArticleSaturday, August 26, 2006
In case there was any doubt... I REALLY can't wait to see Borat.
View ArticleSaturday, September 09, 2006
Bender: So, do you know what I'm gonna do before I do it?God: Yes.Bender: What if I do something different?God: Then I don't know that.I'm going to a bridal shower today!
View ArticleMonday, September 18, 2006
Good movie.Okay week.Funny Family Guy tonight."He made me watch...!"
View ArticleTuesday, October 03, 2006
I've got an exam today. I'm very ill-prepared.Shit.EditI'm going to have to take that shit back and put it in a safe place for a rainy day. I think I aced that exam.I may be re-using that shit...
View ArticleTuesday, November 14, 2006
From now on, instead of writing down whatever pops into my head on this handy-dandy Xanga, I'm either going to call or visit you. Then I can regale you with stories from my life, particularly...
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